Gift Guide for Him Written by My Husband
Since when did Christmas gift guide for men become so lame? I dare you to go google men’s gifts ideas. Even better is trying to search for men’s stocking stuffers. Do people really buy a sweater for male genitalia? Like WTF is that about? And same with this. If you didn’t click the link you’re fine. It’s just a NINE HUNDRED DOLLAR pull over. I found a damn nice Nike one for $34.99! BOOM! Bargain shopper! And I don’t get the whole novelty gifts. Does anyone really want to be wearing a bacon tie to church? Obviously they do, so if that’s your husband, go nuts.
Here are some excellent options for his stocking in this gift guide for him:
SOCKS
$10-14 best socks ever!
LIFE STRAW
$14 and then when he’s stranded he can get a fresh drink of water.
APPLE WATCH BAND
$10-20 If he needs a watch, get
NOTEBOOK
$15 He needs to write things down, especially that list around the house.
GOOD BOOK
$15 He needs a good book.
BEANIE
$16 Even if he has hair, his head probably gets cold. If he doesn’t have hair, he really needs one of these.
HAT
$20 I’m a big sucker for America.
RATCHET BELT
$20 tons of options and everyone always needs a belt.
RAZORS
$24 but he has to shave, right? You’d think as much as I shave I would try Dollar Shave Club or Harry’s, but why change a good thing?
TACTICAL BELT
$40 best belt I own for wearing with jeans. And it’s fun to play tacticool…
SALT GUN
$42 A bit spendy, but everyone in the house wants the flies dead.
GIFTS
COLOGNE
$15/month I’m not much for cologne, but your boo might be.
BUTTON UP
$50 I like it and bought it for myself.
WHITE DRESS SHIRT
$50 If he’s like me, his white shirts are no longer white.
GUN CLUB
$85/month He probably wants a gun, like real bad. Now he can build his very own!!!
PEA COAT
$100 When he needs to class up his act.
HOLSTER
$130 He probably needs this.
JUJUBE XY BAG
$135 I love Fawn Design like the rest of you, but it doesn’t look like it’s for a lady, just saying.
CHUKKA BOOTS
$170 He doesn’t want wet feet. So help him out.
PUFFY COAT
$200 Everyone needs a puffy coat. Points if it’s GoreTex.
APPLE WATCH
$329 Dani loves her’s. I’m sure he would too.
TRAEGER
$450 Just another way to get him to take care of the cooking.
When all else fails, stick to the basics. Socks and underwear haha.
So, what are you favorite ideas in this gift guide for him? Let me know in the comments below!
Kelsey says
Got my husband the life straw last year along with water proof matches. You know, just in case. Was a serious hit. Haha.
Lauren says
I laughed a lot while reading this. Hands down best male gift guide!